Moi: (sleepily rubbing my eyes while trying to get my knees to bend and feet to flatten as I walk over to the bathroom. aaaawkward) Jay, I dreamt about the Eucharist last night.
Moi: Yeah, I couldn’t get it anywhere and I was desperately looking for the wine and bread. No one offered it to me. I was bewildered.
Jay: You’d think I would be the first one to dream about the Eucharist…
Moi: (Spoken inside my brain) I care more about Jesus than you. (Spoken outside my brain) Yes, dear. Twat was my mind thinking allowing me to have the first dreams of Holy Communion?